Imagined excerpt: "The strangest thing about the museum was that Orville Johnston, the resident 'historian,' had put so much effort into endowing the exhibits with historical context. Encino Man taught me a great deal about how Cro-Magnan man actually lived. Son-in-Law shed new light on the industrial revolution. Bio-Dome provided shrewd insight regarding the direction our world could be headed in, should we squander our natural resources."