Year: 2010
Location; Waynesboro, Ga.

39-year-old Tracey Antonio Attaway was charged with armed robbery, aggravated assault, and possession of a knife after stabbing Cpl. Phillip Duggan outside of a Best Buy. Duggan, 24, was collecting donations when he was attacked, and his fellow Marines held Attaway down until deputies arrived. Attaway was trying to flee the store after he was spotted liberating a Dell laptop and shoving it down his pants.

You have to be a real lowlife to attempt to steal a Dell, and then stab someone who's conducting a fundraiser.