Sir, I have read The Onion. You are not The Onion. As such, it is time to put down the notebook full of Affordable Care Act website jokes and step away from the laptop. There are certainly still ways to bring something fresh to the satirical space, but if your brilliant idea for a comedy blog is to do what The Onion has already done better, then don't expect to pick up too much traffic. A great example of how there is still space for good satire is relative newcomer Reductress, a site that takes aim at feminist blog culture rather than traditional media outlets.