Strange "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Should Have Never Happened

Ruining your childhood, one spandex budysuit at a time.

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Costume factories are where imagination goes to die. Creativity literally curls up into the fetal position, taking shallow breaths and calls out "I'm headed to the light" while conveyor belts of Sexy Scrabble costumes run overhead. When sexy costume designers hit the drawing board, bizarre things happen. It seems anything (like any object that exists or has existed) can become sexified in the spirit of Halloween.

We found 30 of the most tragic, strange and offensive "sexy" Halloween costumes out there. Consider this a visual guide to your destruction of your childhood, one spandex bodysuit at a time.

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Sexy House

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Sexy Winnnie the Pooh

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Sexy Smurf

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Sexy Hitler

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Sexy Chucky Doll

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Sexy Ronald McDonald

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Sexy Big Bird

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Sexy French Fries

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Sexy Pig

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Sexy Barney

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Sexy Corn on the Cob

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Sexy Hot Dog

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Sexy Sriracha

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Sexy Crayon

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Sexy Guitar

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Sexy Cookie Monster

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Sexy Little Girl

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Sexy Elvis

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Sexy Pippi Longstockings

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Sexy Big Bad Wolf

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Sexy Fantasy Unicorn

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Sexy Polar Bear

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Sexy Scrabble

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Sexy Monsters, Inc.

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Sexy Silence of the Lambs

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Sexy Straight Jacket

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Sexy Mummy

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Sexy Medical Marijuana Dispenser

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Sexy Shower

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Sexy Pizza

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