We've all played our way through shovelware we were too stubborn to give up on. Games that make you question a developers taste and judgement every fifteen minutes.

Pete Holmes has already fired both Wolverine and Gambit from the X-Men, and now The Pete Holmes Show has created some video games we can thank all of the gods have never gone into production. Actually, we take that back. We would totally play a Dr. Mario OBGYN game. Don't judge us.

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(Via The Pete Holmes Show)