One thing the government can't shutdown during the government shutdown is pleasure. For this reason, and because furloughed employees have time to kill, is giving away free vibrators (with free shipping!) to government employees. 

Now, the bad news: only 200 are being given away per day and they've already reached the daily limit because idle hands are obviously the devil's tool. However, the site has promised that 200 more devices will be given away around 2 p.m. tomorrow. Don't be ashamed about contributing to the possible shutdown of their servers.


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