Suggested retail price: $36

A rum named after a legendary porn star—gotta be a gimmick, right? Well, yeah, and a damn good one, too. Surprisingly, the rum itself is also damn good. In fact it's one of the best sipping rums on the market. Distilled in Panama by the same folks who make the excellent Ron Abuelo, this 7-year-old dark rum is well-endowed (pun sort of intended) with flavor, namely vanilla, honey, green apple and butterscotch. After that initial spurt of sweetness it turns surprisingly dry and spicy, and its finish is so long and smooth that it's hard to forget. One taste and you'll be begging for more Ron Jeremy in your mouth. (What, you thought we weren't gonna go there?)