We get it. You don't want your boss to fire you for the dumb shit you write on Twitter. This is the wrong way to go about it. First of all, if you say something stupid on the Internet and the Internet recognizes the stupidity of the thing you said, there is no saving your job. We've seen politicians and celebrities toppled by social media, so we're pretty sure your job as Associate Manager in Charge of Sitting Around and Playing Angry Birds isn't safe from an Internet shitstorm. If there was something that could protect you, twenty words in your Twitter bio wouldn't be it. Finally, no shit the opinions are your own; opinions are, by definition, your own. Anyone who puts this in their bio doesn't understand the Internet and should have their Twitter privileges revoked. [Ed. Note: Our corporate overlords asked me to let our audience know that the Author's opinions are his own and do not reflect the views of Complex Media.]