Director: Peter Spears
Running time: 9 minutes
Where you can watch it: YouTube

Why it's unavailable: Sesame Street's Sesame Workshop didn't take kindly to this short's use of the classic Bert and Ernie characters, and served the filmmaker with a cease and desist order for copyright violation.

Why you should watch: Because it's the only way to see Bert and Ernie's lives unravel after Miss Piggy breaks up with Bert following some tabloid headlines alluding to a gay relationship between the two Muppets. And then things get violent. Prepare to have your Sesame Street memories warped forever.