Air date: March 2005, May 2009

On several occasions, Bill O'Reilly has made the brilliant argument that gay marriage is the same thing as legally enforced bestiality. For some reason, O'Reilly often chooses to cite "goat marriage" as a logical next step after gay marriage. We aren't sure where O'Reilly's goat fixation comes from, but it is deeply offensive and deeply troubling.

It is important to point out that O'Reilly has walked back his stance on gay marriage recently. In the spring of 2013, he stated, "We're Americans, we just want to be treated like everybody else. That's a compelling argument on the other side. And the other side hasn't been able to do anything but thump the Bible." We have not yet heard any updates on his stance on goat marriage, but we'll keep you posted with any updates.