Bottled Water Called "Mollywatr" Exists to Kill Your Soul Just a Little Bit More

They will try to bottle anything and sell it to you.

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No, no, no. No!

A company by the name of "Mollywatr" is attempting to cash in on the MDMA craze by marketing bottled water to EDM fans. Deer Park wasn't good enough? Ken Unaeze—the brain behind Mollywatr and its accompanying t-shirts—says it's all just harmless fun because, you know, Molly:

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This should end the Molly craze. It won't, though. Not when you can twerk for Mollywatr. God help us all.

[via FACT and Los Angeles Times]

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