Authorities claim that a teacher was arrested for cocaine possession at a playground on the Lower East Side yesterday. Officers discovered 38-year-old Isael Barias at the Little Flower Playground early Sunday morning with an open container of alcohol. After searching him, they found cocaine in his pockets. 

Barias was charged with violation of local law and criminal possession of controlled substances. Future parent teacher conferences will be awkward, assuming he still has a job after this.

[via New York Daily News]