How you'll get busted: Funneling Keystone Light in your high school's "Class of '12" T-shirt
Penalty: $250 ticket, a.k.a. two month's allowance

The key to winning this game is by channeling your inner third member of Destiny's Child and blending in anonymously. So if you're 19 years old, maybe don't take that six-foot beer bong off of the roof of an RV without looking around for the fuzz first. You're a needle in a debaucherous haystack. Keep your composure out there, young'n.