How you'll get busted: Tipping occupied portable potties to the delight of your frat brothers
Penalty: A billy club across the head

Day drinking and regret go together like Jennifer Aniston and no one. There's something about boozing in the sunshine that turns otherwise delightful people into unhinged lunatics. If your Drew Brees jersey is stained with nacho cheese, vomit, and more than a little blood, you've probably had nine too many vortex bottles of Miller Lite. Please just go pass out in the backseat of your Nissan Titan. If you try mixing it up with ladies (read: grab a boob and puke on yourself), you'll be leaving this tailgate in handcuffs.