Legal Disadvantage: Aside from being on the edge of East Texas, none
Cultural Disadvantage: Baptists
It has Johnny F'in Football and Texas A&M, but College Station's lone strip club is the Silk Stocking, more often referred to locally as the "Dirty Sock." Since it's only an hour and a half from Houston and two hours from Austin, it's a safe bet that a majority of Aggies have their first strip club experience in a larger metropolitan area. The Eagle, Texas A&M's student newspaper, launched its own "undercover investigation" into the club's VIP room last year, uncovering sufficient evidence for prostitution charges at the club. That is to say, they discovered that you can touch the dancers during a VIP dance, which might make this the best of the worst, at least.