Everything there is to say about Anthony Weiner a.k.a. Carlos Danger a.k.a. The King of the Dick Pic has already been said. You don't have to be a politician to have genitalia photography take down your career. If you are even remotely in the public eye, we would recommend avoiding giving the world a pubic eye full. There's probably a better way to phrase that, but it's far from the worst pun we've seen on the subject. For those of you who haven't seen it yet, watch this clip and every other clip John Oliver produced on the subject.

Lesson Learned: Snap a dick pic once, shame on you. Snap a dick pick twice, also shame on you.