A word of caution: you are not getting laid here the way you think you're getting laid here. High school is over and even if you were the star receiver back in the day, now you are a star used car salesman who gets winded walking from the lot to your office. Even if you're still in peak physical condition, being a gym class hero won't impress ladies who haven't stepped foot in a locker room in years. The way to meet women in your softball league is to be a good sport. Show that you're a fun guy who is there to have a good time. Whether you hit a grand slam or that batting average drops below your bowling average, handle it with grace. Your teammates who are still wearing their mental varsity jackets might have better statistics, but just remember that the only numbers that matter are entered into your phone after the game's over.