As seen onSurvivor: Samoa (2009); Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (2010); Survivor: Redemption Island (2011)

Here's the Reader’s Digest version of Russell Hantz's scumbag escapades on the CBS reality series Survivor: He lied about being a Hurricane Katrina victim and losing his (fake) dog during the flooding; he burned another contestant’s socks; he dumped out his own team’s water supply; and he tried to buy the title of winner off of the winning contestant when he lost because he was a gigantic d-bag.

Oh, and as the owner of an oil rigging company, Hantz is a millionaire IRL, proving once and for all that life really isn’t fair.