For those of us who don't look at Twitter as a way of becoming the person we always wished to be, it's odd to find folks who are about as real as Lil' Kim's July 2013 face. To that end, you, your fake pictures, Disney-approved plots, and E! True Hollywood Story levels of a sad life can go because the only 'catfish' many of us like comes with hot sauce and two slices of bread. Wheat bread, of course, 'cause that classes that country meal up a bit. Gon' now. Get.