So, we can't really vouch for the tastiness of this one ourselves, but we do know some people that came out of their a stint in prison craving what they call a "jailhouse burrito." The name is misleading because this concotion apparently only resembles a burrito from its rolled up shape, which is accomplished with a plastic bag. Recipes vary but the basic gist of the cell-block inspired culinary creation is ramen noodles, crushed up chips, and crushed up Cheeto powder for taste and consistency. If you're looking for a cheap way to feed your criminal roommates, go to this forum for inspiration.