Artis is a father three times over who lives with the mother of his children. But he’s been spending a fair amount of time boo-loving a woman by the name of Jess that he met via Facebook. When asked why he’s chasing women online when he already has a partner at home, he offered what sounded like a modern adaptation of Rose Royce’s “Love Don’t Live Here Anymore.”  (For the record, I prefer the Mary J. Blige and Faith Evans cover.) As fate would have it, both he and his Internet girlfriend are in relationships and live with their partners. In other words, they’re both trife as hell and in theory belong together.

In true Catfish fashion, Artis has never video chatted with Jess. Hell, he’s never even spoken to her on the phone.