Although Joseline Hernandez has been publicly entertaning the idea of marrying her manager, pimp, and sometimes-boyfriend, Stevie J, I'm sure most Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta viewers would agree that Minnie Mouse has a better chance of landing Young Jeezy than Joseline does getting the notorious record producer to settle down. Eventually the Puerto Rican Princess will turn on an old Mary J. Blige album, realize the error of her ways and move on in search of a genuine and lasting relationship. That's where you come in, fellas, and well, ladies—hey, Joseline's been adamant about enjoying both sexes. Want to be the shoulder that Joseline will ultimately lean on? Let Twitter help you.
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Rule #1: Stay humble and don't become a boppa.
Rule #2: Share her disdain for ugly people, bugawolves, and mudducks.
Rule #3: Put faith in both yourself and God.
Rule #4: Never be too dependent on another.
Rule #5: Take care of your kids.
Rule #6: Be disciplined.
Rule #7: Don't rely on materialistic things to impress her.
Rule #8: Hustle hard.
Rule #9: You have to know how to adapt.
Rule #10: Trust no one.
Rule #11: Don't confuse her.
Rule #12: Practice good dental hygiene.
Rule #13: Don't be broke...or a lame.
Rule #14: Be ready to fight.
Rule #15: Accept her past, but don't hold it over her head.
