Drunkard of the year: Man arrested for DUI after assaulting girlfriend
Registered meth labs: 97
Total strip clubs: 1
Most ratchet moment of 2013 (so far): Three arrested for cooking and exposing kids to meth
Number of IHOPs: 1

You have to travel to West Virginia to understand the ugly underbelly of the South. Better yet, don't. Maybe you've heard of Charleston, West Virginia. It's the state capital and largest city in the state. You may also remember the city of Charleston from MTV's short-lived series Buckwild (RIP Shain Gandee). What you may or may not know is that meth is pretty popular here. In June, three adults were arrested for cooking meth at an apartment where children as young as 4 months old were inside. Way to set an example, folks.