Drunkard of the year: Man sentenced to five years in prison after getting sixth DUI
Registered meth labs: 321
Total strip clubs: 5
Most ratchet moment of 2013 (so far): University of Akron's starting point guard during basketball season
Number of IHOPs: 1

Akron, Ohio is the state's fifth largest city, the rubber capital of the world, and the hometown of LeBron James. It's also struggling with a seemingly non-stop wave of meth labs that continually crop up. Akron is currently on pace to set a record for the number of meth labs discovered this year (Summit County, stand up), as the Akron Police Department had responded to calls regarding over 80 by the end of April—an increase of 12 over the same period the previous year. During one four day stretch in April, 11 labs were discovered. Not much has changed since back in the day when Hells Angels members use to get in Ohio, i.e. sling drugs out of their favorite local bars.

No wonder LeBron was so happy to get the fuck out of Ohio.