Where: Mallie’s
City: Southgate, MI
Address: 19400 Northline Rd.
Website: malliesbar.com
Cost: $1,999
Love your beauty sleep? In 72 hours, you could rest your head on a burger big enough to be a bed. Considered a modern marvel, Mallie’s ginormous burger set a new record for Guinness at 338.6 lbs. It’s beef and cheese and toppings and everything you’d ever want on a burger. Plus, it’s large enough to be stuffed with a medium-sized child.