If every hip-hop cliché imaginable could engage in ginseng-flavored, molly-enhanced orgy, it would’ve looked a lot like last night’s episode of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta. Literally every genre of man outlined on sites like Dontdatehimgirl.com was featured. That includes the jailbird who never learns to stay out of the cage; the one who openly cheats on his wife; and, of course, that guy who sees his mate as a walking ATM and sex factory, though her poor self is imagining a wedding that’ll never, ever happen.

At what point will they realize they deserve a partner worthy of their upgraded weaves? If they’re lucky, perhaps by the reunion special after executive producer Mona Scott-Young rolls that footage back. Either way, there was some good schooling of life on the latest episode of the greatest show in the history of everything, so before you meet up with your probation officer, check out what we’ve learned from Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, episode 11. 

Written by Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick)