Here's a quick lesson on what not to do on a crowded LIRR train, or any train, to be honest: Sprawl out across two seats. Someone will photograph you and you will look like an asshole. The image above was captured by @yaypineapples, who was traveling on the Montauk line yesterday:

Could this be a scenario where Vine's #SmackCam craze is semi-appropriate?

[via Gothamist]