Cliches exist for a reason. The sweaty leather of a cab seat is a tried and true spot for heavy petting. We are huge proponents of the back-of-cab hookup and we've discovered a couple things you need to consider to maximize your pleasure ride. Make sure you're going at least thirty blocks. If traffic is light, you'll barely get started before you don't get a chance to finish. We're not suggesting that you go to the outer boroughs, because cabs won't take you there anyway, but be sure that you have time to have some fun. You should also remember to be couretous to your cab driver. Position your lady on top of you rather than the other way around, so he doesn't have to catch your sweaty mug in his rearview mirror. Finally, tip well, because the experience was probably not as enjoyable for him as you think it was.