Look, we know an ABC Family show isn't going to break the bank on CGI. Not today, and certainly not in the late '90s and early aughts when this show had its 15 seconds of notoriety.

But effects can consist of more than just computer-generated stuff. Hair, make-up, prosthetics—those things matter too, and, whoo boy, do they suck here. Big Wolf on Campus' wolf has such shitty facial hair glued on in random spots that we're almost certain this was done intentionally to imitate a patchy beard or something. There's just no way those Halloween-store glue-on hair strips are supposed to pass for actual werewolf fur, right?

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