As opposed to Olympus Has Fallen, where... you'd just be a North Korean.

Move over Boris Grishenko, step aside Zero Cool—there's a new code king out here hacking the planet, and he goes by the name of Skip. With the face of actor Jimmi Simpson (the McPoyle most slick with afterbirth from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Skip is the smoothest hacker you've seen thus far, and he's getting all up in those White House guts—technologically speaking.

Be like Skip and grab a lollipop to use as a calling card, nurture your hatred of the new iTunes set-up, and you'll be chilling in the Oval Office faster than you can say: "I am invincible!"