How to Piss Off Your Co-Workers in 15 Easy Steps

"Do you mind coming in this Saturday?"

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The workplace environment is one of pleated khakis, fluorescent lighting, and barren cubicle walls. It looks like an institution and, eventually, the building's workers starts behaving like asylum inmates. A person can only take so many hours in front of a company issued Dell computer monitor before they begin acting like a strung out Amanda Bynes on a comedown. To make the rat race a little more bearable, be a better co-worker. Or, be the worst with our guide on How to Piss Off Your Co-Workers in 15 Easy Steps

Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans

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15. Use the Microwave Frequently

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14. CC the Boss Every Opportunity You Get

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13. Never Call in Sick

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12. Adopt an Annoying Catchphrase

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11. Be That "Reply All" Guy

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10. Be a Weekend Warrior

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9. Talk That (Excessive Industry Jargon) Talk

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8. Steal Shine Whenever Possible

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7. Show Them Your Office Thirst is Real

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6. Play Your Music Loud Enough For Everyone to Hear

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5. Use Your Blood Connections to Get Ahead

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4. Constantly Ask, "What Are You Up to This Weekend?"

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3. Suggest That Your Office Should Do a Harlem Shake Video

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2. Be a Go-Getter

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1. Describe Your Day as “Buried,” “Swamped,” or “Insanely Busy”

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