Address: 2201 Collins Ave.

Wall is the club in the trendy W hotel, so naturally, everyone who's there thinks they're cooler than they actually are. Enter elegant debauchery and polished douchebags. The only decor is smoke, mirrors, and lasers, which lends itself to the most popular dance move: falling over furniture. Men here are often seen wearing shirts that look like they're cutting off circulation to their swollen arms, which they flex while they wade through crowds with a bottle in hand. Add unsolicited shots being poured into your mouth by overzealous, turnt up, non-employees, and you've got yourself a party. Or a lawsuit. Whatever's clever.