Bike cops in Upper Darby, Pa. made a horrific discovery during a training session on Tuesday: a man and a woman enjoying afternoon delight at a public park's baseball field. On Tuesday afternoon, 25 bike cops were participating in a training course that the Upper Darby Police Department holds every summer. During a simple ride, they discovered Richard McBride and Jennifer Harvey "banging away" like there was no tomorrow.

Upper Darby Police Superintendent Chitwood described the incident in graphic detail: "There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle, banging away. These officers go on a tour of Upper Darby to see the sites and neighborhood and instead get taken to sex incorporated."

Harvey, 41, resides in Clifton Heights, Pa. while the 37-year-old McBride lives in North Philadelphia. "They don't have parks in Philadelphia?" a repulsed Chitwood asked. "They have parks. Stay over there." McBride and Harvey were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and open lewdness. 

Anyone who can stare at Harvey's face for 30 seconds without crying is a warrior.