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We love these simply for being Monkey Island sneakers, and we would love them if they were hideous, but they're not. Maya Pixelskaya's pixelated portrayal of Guybrush Threepwood's fateful arrival on Melee Island and his infamous insult swordfight adorn the left and right shoes, respectively. These were made by the artist for herself, presumably, though if she ever started selling them we'd be first in line.