Your parents love you, and that is wonderful, but sometimes you wish that they would find some less intense ways of showing it. While they may think it is cute to "Like" every single one of your photos or to leave comments on your wall like so many middle school lunches, such behavior can seriously cramp your Internet style. How are you going to come across as a mature adult to the ladies if your Facebook wall features the smothering support of your childhood breakfast table?

We're glad that our parents love us unconditionally, we just wish that they would show it conditionally.