Tonight at 9pm, you'll be able to check out the new sci-fi action/thriller After Earth. The film pairs real life father/son duo Will and Jaden Smith as Cypher and Kitai Raige, who crash-land on an Earth that has been abandoned by humans for over 1,000 years. But this is not the same Earth we’re all used to; the animals have evolved, the terrain has become increasingly unstable, and, oh yeah, there's a dangerous alien on the loose.

Sound overwhelming?

In case you haven't seen it yet, Complex has come up with the ultimate After Earth Survival Guide to help all you foolish naysayers who still think you’re safe on this planet to protect yourselves from the danger ahead. When you quickly realize that you're nowhere near as future-Earth savvy as Will and Jaden, you’ll be thankful we shared this with you.

Click here to check out the ultimate "After Earth" Survival Guide.

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