Though still juvenile, farting on people is mildly acceptable when you're a child; it might even fly when you're a teen. If you try it as an adult, it might lead to an altercation—even with your significant other. On Tuesday, a woman in Immokalee, FL was arrested for slicing her boyfriend up, allegedly because he intentionally farted in her face.
According to 37-year-old Deborah Ann Burns, her boyfriend let one rip in her grill as he walked past her. Police were called to the house and found the man with wounds to his stomach and arm. He never mentioned farting in Burns' face, instead saying that they got into a heated argument over money. He also insisted that he would "kick her ass" if she came back.
Burns claims that her boyfriend only got mad because she called him out about farting in her face. Regardless, she was arrested and charged with aggravated battery.
[via The Huffington Post]