There's no need to dress this one up: Kings Couny Bar (286 Seigel St.) will hold its first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant this summer. The competition will be held on Jul. 20 and the shame begins at 5 p.m. It's obviously a 21 and over event, and the bar is not accepting video or photo submissions, so share those dick pics with someone who actually cares.

Nudity isn't required, but participants should expect to proudly rock the wet underwear that will be provided to them. In addition to be knighted as the 2013 owner of Brooklyn's smallest penis, the winner will receive a crown and a cash donation to their charity of choice.

Get laughed at for a good cause.

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[via Gothamist]