ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.

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This video shows how to piss a New Yorker off in 36 seconds, aside from being from New Jersey. Stealing cabs, complaining about the city, sidewalk petitioning and inhabiting Times Square for any reason are all included. Oh, and there's also perhaps the most infuriating offense: not knowing how to slide your MetroCard while on the subway.

Get out of the way, noobs.

[via BuzzFeed]

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