Neighborhood: Murray Hill
Address411 3rd Ave.
Type of douche: Tail-chasing 22-year-olds who look like their moms dressed them

Tonic is the type of place you go where you'll encounter three floors of guys wearing khakis, dancing to Mims' "This Is Why I'm Hot," and totally feeling themselves. These are the type of dudes who are ordinarily harmless, but after a few gin and tonics, clearly don't know how to handle their damn selves. And by that, we mean kicking game that even sorority chicks aren't with, overusing the word "epic," and high-fiving with no regard for what's decent.