Neighborhood: Union Square
Address: Prospect 120 E 15th St.
Type of douche: The "IT'S GAME DAY" douche

Ah, college. What is it the kids say—a time to make memories you can't remember with friends you won't forget? Well the guy you've been trying so hard to forget from your alma mater hangs out at Sidebar. It's the alumni bar for the Florida Gators, among other teams, and while it's gussied up to look like a decent lounge, it's really just another dive with plastic cups, inattentive waitresses and bartenders, and the kid whose football scholarship was revoked for possession.