It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. Sorry, bruh. They're inundated with like-minded douchebags on the regular and it's hard to carry a conversation over a dubstep remix of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble." If you're looking for a whiskey-fueled therapy session, a dive bar is your best bet. Bartenders aren't slammed with Jagerbomb orders, so they can entertain your laundry list of played out "Yo Mama" jokes, and even muster a sympathetic laugh.