City: Lake Buena Vista, Fla.

That magic teacup ride doesn't sound so innocent now, does it? Disney World, a space CRAWLING WITH CHILDREN, apparently has a few skeletons in its closet. Satan-variety skeletons. Occultic connections. Walt Disney's apparent ties to the freemasons are widely reported across the Internet. Some take the claims further, proclaiming the brains behind the entertainment empire is an avowed Illuminist. An essay called "The Disney Bloodline" chronicles Disney World's deception, specifically naming EPCOT as a symbol of New World Order domination. The prototype city and cultural center built inside a huge golf ball originally referred to as "Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow" was, apparently "to be an extension of the massive mind-control being carried out at Disney World." The author's claims, like everything else related to the Illuminati, are anything but verified.