15 Potential Illuminati Headquarters Around the World

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There's only one group higher than Wu Tang on our house list of entities that ain't "nothing to fuck wit." Can you guess who it is? Hint: Game won't discuss "them" in a face-to-face interview to save his life (Maybe, literally, to save his life). Countless rappers can be found namedropping them on a regular basis, leading some of us to dismiss those artists as submissive puppets. As we speak, a man is probably being abducted and teleported to a distant lair for even daring to mention them in a public setting.

Yes, we're talking about the Illuminati, The New World Order, Jay-Z's employers—whatever you want to call them. All we know is they see everything, know everything, and can have our very existence erased in a matter of seconds. And they're walking right among us.

The writer of this piece will very likely disappear in the coming days for his mistake, but we at Complex thought we'd do you the selfless courtesy of revealing some of the Illuminati's likely bases of operation, as an act of service. Here are locations around the world that might be an Illuminati headquarters. Avoid these vile landmarks at all costs, and don't make the same mistake we did: talking about "them."

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15. Disney World

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14. Salt Lake LDS Temple

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13. Statue of Liberty

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12. Big Ben

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11. Eiffel Tower

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10. Illuminati Dance Club

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9. Roc Nation Headquarters

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8. The Pentagon

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7. The White House

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6. Area 51

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5. The Vatican

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4. Sandusky, OH

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3. Independence Hall

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2. Underneath Brooklyn

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1. Denver International Airport

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