Played By: Michael Cera and Mae Whitman
 
Michael Bluth's hatred towards George Michael's first girlfriend Ann sets up the fury towards the awkward teenagers. For Michael, the last straw was the couple's pre-engagement, which he forced them to cancel, thus breaking them up once and for all. In the spirit of being odd, George Michael's forbidden crush on his cousin Maeby just proves that no one outside of the family could ever understand how hilariously fucked up the Bluths really are.