Played By: Ian Somerhalder and Kat Graham

Damon and Bonnie have the type of relationship dynamic that could be found on a playground. Damon uses the childish tactics of being mean to girls he actually likes to get their attention—think throwing dirt at a girl in order to get her to look in your direction. Elena herself sees through this couple saying, "He doesn't hate her. I think he actually kind of loves her. You're mean to the people you care about." Can we leave these flirting tactics at recess, kids? And get Damon with Elena while we're at it?