The Chinese takeout spot recognizes your number when you call and your breakfast sandwich is ready for you at the counter when you step into the bodega every morning. Sound familiar? If so, you need to stop living life as if you have a personal chef. Now, we aren't suggesting that you can't splurge on fried wontons every once in awhile, but you know how to fry up some bologna and make a mayonnaise sandwich. Stop fronting like that wasn't your shit growing up.

Bonus: When you don't eat out or order in, you don't have to tip. More coins in the bank for you.