A mumbly, blabby, teary-eyed Chris Crocker uttered three words back in 2007 that launched him to Internet stardom: "Leave Britney Alone!" The rest is history. And that's where it will stay. Chris has tried to bank on his stardom by appearing in a 2008 Weezer video, released a documentary, and stared in a porn video--none of which gathered any momentum in propelling his career. His music under his new moniker, Chris Cunningham-Crocker, did decently on the iTunes charts this year--but nothing special by any means.