Millions of dollars can buy a lot of clothes, but they can't buy good taste. In today's NBA, the real game is the postgame press conference, where players compete to show how much (or often how little) they know about fashion from dating models.

Lose your game on XBox Live? No matter. You can still dress your players in garish prints, high-water pants, and nerdy glasses frames and win the award for "Most Urkel," like your boy Russell Westbrook. Or see if you can take the crown from Miami's big three for "Most Salmon Worn."