The phenomenon of phony asses has been taken too far. Last week, a man disguised as a woman was arrested at an airport in south Brazil for attempting to smuggle cocaine in a fake butt. No need to read that again, you got it right the first time. The man was reportedly trying to fly from Campinas, Brazil to Lisbon, Portugal and then to Brussels. He was due to receive $5,000 once he touched down in Belgium. Not worth the risk, if you ask us.

While waiting for his second flight, he was approached by authorities who found two bags of coke stashed in his underwear and prosthetic posterior. That's when he was given a phone and ordered to contact the person he was to give the drugs to once he reached his final destination. Hopefully, someone cut him a good deal.

[via The Huffington Post]